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a tatto...
Joe the tattoo-artist: What kinda ink do you want?
Suzy: The words 'and now a few words from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words 'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something to snack on during the football commercials.

Yeah it's a crappy joke, fuck you
ink by sum guy January 28, 2003
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That's nice ink on your arm.
ink by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
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ink • inky • Inkling • ink link • inking • inked • inker • Inko • inkster • ink sans
A blunt of marijuana dipped in either NyQuil or Robitussin
Chief a blunt of ink and blow it in that busta face
Ink by 666FAE666 October 21, 2009
"Now,he`s getting a tattoo,yea,
He`s getting ink done,
He asked for a 13,
But they drew a 31".
"The Offspring",
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)".
ink by Bekker October 9, 2008
i got a new ink across my chest check it out
ink by mikey April 6, 2005
Verb- to print.
i.e. "to ink"

Used when something must be printed lest there be dire consequences.
Fuck i forgot to ink my scholarship essay by the deadline. Well there goes $10,000.
Ink by McFool April 27, 2010
in DC slang it means money. Ink refers to the dollar's ink. Also used as inked up meaning having money
That broads a gold digger. She only on my nuts cuz I stay inked up.
ink by yo muvva August 28, 2005
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