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Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.
Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.
by WeedTree October 29, 2018
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Busiest SkyTrain station in Surrey. Many bus routes branch off from here. Located next to Simon Fraser University's Surrey campus and the Central City shopping centre.

Surrey Central is the station anti-SkyTrain people cite a lot. They claim that the shaded areas under the transit guideway is the reason for crime and drug use. What the fuck?
Surrey Central Station has a lot of drug and crime issues. Street level LRT will solve that!
by WeedTree October 30, 2018
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Mass transit system of Metro Vancouver. It is cool as fuck because all 3 lines are fully automated. Place for dirty Tim Hortons cups to be thrown.
Visitor: Hey y’all, how do I ride the subway?

Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.
by WeedTree October 28, 2018
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What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.
Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020
by WeedTree August 23, 2019
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Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.
Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT
by WeedTree October 28, 2018
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When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly
by WeedTree September 28, 2020
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