WeedTree's definitions

oenks

A misspelling of penis. Usually caused by fat fingers on small touchscreens.

Person 1: I HAVE A BIG OENKS

Person 2: wtf

Person 1: *PENIS

by WeedTree November 4, 2021

OENKS

A misspelling of "penis", especially for mobile users.

Me: Penis
Other person: DID YOU SAY OENKS
Me: smh my head

by WeedTree October 26, 2021

fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly

Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby

by WeedTree September 28, 2020

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020

Imprichment

Something that will not get Donald Trump out of office

Hatriot: Imprichment will not get Trump out of office!
David Pakman: I agree

by WeedTree September 8, 2019

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019

Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

by WeedTree October 31, 2018