fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly

Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby

by WeedTree September 28, 2020

Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

OENKS

A misspelling of "penis", especially for mobile users.

Me: Penis
Other person: DID YOU SAY OENKS
Me: smh my head

by WeedTree October 26, 2021

Surrey Central Station

Busiest SkyTrain station in Surrey. Many bus routes branch off from here. Located next to Simon Fraser University's Surrey campus and the Central City shopping centre.

Surrey Central is the station anti-SkyTrain people cite a lot. They claim that the shaded areas under the transit guideway is the reason for crime and drug use. What the fuck?

Surrey Central Station has a lot of drug and crime issues. Street level LRT will solve that!

by WeedTree October 30, 2018

Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

by WeedTree October 31, 2018

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019