WeedTree's definitions

Imprichment

Something that will not get Donald Trump out of office

Hatriot: Imprichment will not get Trump out of office!
David Pakman: I agree

by WeedTree September 8, 2019

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020

ELMTOT

Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.

Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT

by WeedTree October 28, 2018

SkyTrain

Mass transit system of Metro Vancouver. It is cool as fuck because all 3 lines are fully automated. Place for dirty Tim Hortons cups to be thrown.

Visitor: Hey y’all, how do I ride the subway?

Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.

by WeedTree October 28, 2018

fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly

Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby

by WeedTree September 28, 2020

OENKS

A misspelling of "penis", especially for mobile users.

Me: Penis
Other person: DID YOU SAY OENKS
Me: smh my head

by WeedTree October 26, 2021

Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

by WeedTree October 31, 2018