scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 3, 2009

Shameson

A sever hangover experienced by someone who drank too much Irish whisky the previous night.

Ah man i never want to be shamesoned like that again!
Dude don't get you're shameson all over the bathroom!

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

smarmy smarmerson

To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.

e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.

by peoples poet January 15, 2012

Sameron

A relationship between a brother and his bestfriend.

Hey Sameron! how you doing?

by A.E.S. November 16, 2016

Scamtron

An efficient scammer that is able to use Facebook and Twitter to trick people into clicking shady links through social engineering

Cetin "The Cretin" HackAMoogle is known as scamtron because he used to work with the Russian mafia making fake like pages.

Some say he made the Anna kournikova virus. Some are wrong.

by Downvoting Victim November 15, 2020