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A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat
Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.
scamerson by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015
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scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008
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Slim-Jim Slammerson 

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

Shameson 

A sever hangover experienced by someone who drank too much Irish whisky the previous night.
Ah man i never want to be shamesoned like that again!
Dude don't get you're shameson all over the bathroom!
Shameson by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

smarmy smarmerson 

To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.
e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.
smarmy smarmerson by peoples poet January 15, 2012
A relationship between a brother and his bestfriend.
Hey Sameron! how you doing?
Sameron by A.E.S. November 16, 2016

Scamtron 

An efficient scammer that is able to use Facebook and Twitter to trick people into clicking shady links through social engineering
Cetin "The Cretin" HackAMoogle is known as scamtron because he used to work with the Russian mafia making fake like pages.

Some say he made the Anna kournikova virus. Some are wrong.
Scamtron by Downvoting Victim November 15, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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