sblanch

ranch-infused sex.

DAQUAN: I was wanting to eat something with ranch last night, but Aquafina wanted sex! We couldn't compromise.
SEINFELD: And you didn't try to Sblanch?! It's the best of both worlds!

by Alf The Zebra August 8, 2023

splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.

Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.

by fairyspells October 2, 2022

solanches

an exclamatory yelp of approval or joy, often used when playing a game or laying down a diss.

"Solanches! I nabbed the last dorito in the bag!! I grabbed that eat fo' sho'."

OR

"I solanched that mutha fucka...he tried to bring me down and i was like, 'ima pop a cap in your arse'. I sure showed him, he won't be comin round here no mo."

by L Bomb December 30, 2003

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

Splanchnic

A food sauce or dressing made like ranch dressing (vinegar, oil etc..) but with semen added.

Hey, pass the splanchnic sauce, this meat is too dry. Goody - tastes better now!

by Iced Pie August 21, 2008

slanch

To become calm and comfortable. Relax.

She saw a need for a downtown club where women could slanch.

by blogus June 2, 2016

salanche

A very long peice of shit.

I just took a salanche as long as my arm!

by brandon pejsa April 27, 2007