sblanch

ranch-infused sex.

DAQUAN: I was wanting to eat something with ranch last night, but Aquafina wanted sex! We couldn't compromise.
SEINFELD: And you didn't try to Sblanch?! It's the best of both worlds!

sblanch by Alf The Zebra August 8, 2023

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splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.

Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.

splanchnophilia by fairyspells October 2, 2022

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solanches

an exclamatory yelp of approval or joy, often used when playing a game or laying down a diss.

"Solanches! I nabbed the last dorito in the bag!! I grabbed that eat fo' sho'."

OR

"I solanched that mutha fucka...he tried to bring me down and i was like, 'ima pop a cap in your arse'. I sure showed him, he won't be comin round here no mo."

solanches by L Bomb December 30, 2003

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splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007