salanche

A very long peice of shit.

I just took a salanche as long as my arm!

by brandon pejsa April 27, 2007

solanches

an exclamatory yelp of approval or joy, often used when playing a game or laying down a diss.

"Solanches! I nabbed the last dorito in the bag!! I grabbed that eat fo' sho'."

OR

"I solanched that mutha fucka...he tried to bring me down and i was like, 'ima pop a cap in your arse'. I sure showed him, he won't be comin round here no mo."

by L Bomb December 30, 2003

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

saancheese

A kool dude from Cali

"Wow saancheese said hi to me"

by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019

saancheese

The greatest of all time!

"saancheese a legend"

by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019

Slanched

Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood

"I was slanched against the tree while I watched my friends gather supplies to make the fort"

by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018

satancheese

The kind of cheese infused with the devil, any man or woman who consumes satancheese is instantly blessed with infinite power; awesome guitar shredding skills, a giant schlong and ice cold semen. Is also a type of weed.

Can be eaten, smoked or injected directly into your blood stream.

Dude wanna smoke some satancheese?

by chucklevision January 4, 2011