salanche
A very long peice of shit.
salanche by brandon pejsa April 27, 2007
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splanched out
"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007
saancheese
saancheese by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019
saancheese
The greatest of all time!
"saancheese a legend"
saancheese by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019
Slanched
Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood
Slanched by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018
satancheese
The kind of cheese infused with the devil, any man or woman who consumes satancheese is instantly blessed with infinite power; awesome guitar shredding skills, a giant schlong and ice cold semen. Is also a type of weed.
Can be eaten, smoked or injected directly into your blood stream.
Can be eaten, smoked or injected directly into your blood stream.
satancheese by chucklevision January 4, 2011
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