Slanched
Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood
Slanched by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018
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Sanched
Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.
Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.
Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.
Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013
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sianched
"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"
"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"
"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"
"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"
"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"
sianched by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020
splanched out
"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007
slaunched
Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.
I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.
I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.
Sanched
UH OH, OH OH, I SANCHED!! GUESS WHAT I SANCHED! When Billy pulls up his pants in the locker room, everyone sanches
Sanched by Snached my branch December 11, 2018
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