"Solanches! I nabbed the last dorito in the bag!! I grabbed that eat fo' sho'."

OR

"I solanched that mutha fucka...he tried to bring me down and i was like, 'ima pop a cap in your arse'. I sure showed him, he won't be comin round here no mo."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak