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An abbreviation for "Sounds Good To Me"
> Wanna grab lunch?
>> SGTM
> Let's do it.
SGTM by smarbin August 30, 2007
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An acronym, meaning Sit Bitches, Get Money. Originating from ancient times in canonical texts. Many women in these times considered babysitting a form of money making, including young teenagers. Sbgm is used to express the act of babysitting bitches, while getting paid currency. This acronym would be used online or while texting just like 'lol' or 'gwaf'.
Guy 1: Hey, my fellow white bread cracker friend, how are you doing on such a fine day?

Girl 2: Great! I'm just doing some babysitting, ya know, sbgm.

Guy 1: Hell yeah mothafucka, sounds pimpin'.

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.
Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!
SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.
"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2
SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011
Yo bro what you jack?
Im : shgtm
shgtm by Jdotxtti October 9, 2021

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.
I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed
SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011