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Softmetre 

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.
"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"
Softmetre by Alex.co November 18, 2015
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SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton
SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013
Word of the Day on November 16, 2015

softmeat 

a delicious best friend.
one of whom you express unsaid of affection towards. you must love this person until you die, or get shot, nigga.
dusty is my softmeat. we love each other so much that we have some goddamn hot, steamy intercourse every night.
softmeat by Linda Wong December 9, 2008

svftmelanie 

one of the nicest crybaby stan accounts run by a girl called Shannon 😌 releases such good energy and has immaculate taste, a bit of a fad at times.
omg did you see what Shannon tweeted today, she has such a kind soul. i love svftmelanie so much!
svftmelanie by crysvftie October 10, 2020

svftmelanie 

one of the nicest crybaby stan account run by a girl called shannon 😌 she puts out such good energy and she has immaculate taste!
omg did you see what shannon tweeted this week! i love svftmelanie so much 🥰
svftmelanie by crysvftie October 10, 2020

softmetal 

(adj): expressing, caused by, or characterized by anger and emotional attachment.
Ashley: Erika's vibe has been so softmetal ever since the breakup. All she does is cry and think of revenge plans to get back at her ex.

Derrek: I'd be softmetal too if my ex broke up with me over text. She definitely still cares, but there's a lot of anger there.
softmetal by babyboy9 September 1, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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