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Softmetre 

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.
"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"
Softmetre by Alex.co November 18, 2015
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SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton
SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013

softmeat 

a delicious best friend.
one of whom you express unsaid of affection towards. you must love this person until you die, or get shot, nigga.
dusty is my softmeat. we love each other so much that we have some goddamn hot, steamy intercourse every night.
softmeat by Linda Wong December 9, 2008

svftmelanie 

one of the nicest crybaby stan accounts run by a girl called Shannon 😌 releases such good energy and has immaculate taste, a bit of a fad at times.
omg did you see what Shannon tweeted today, she has such a kind soul. i love svftmelanie so much!
svftmelanie by crysvftie October 10, 2020

svftmelanie 

one of the nicest crybaby stan account run by a girl called shannon 😌 she puts out such good energy and she has immaculate taste!
omg did you see what shannon tweeted this week! i love svftmelanie so much πŸ₯°
svftmelanie by crysvftie October 10, 2020

softmetal 

(adj): expressing, caused by, or characterized by anger and emotional attachment.
Ashley: Erika's vibe has been so softmetal ever since the breakup. All she does is cry and think of revenge plans to get back at her ex.

Derrek: I'd be softmetal too if my ex broke up with me over text. She definitely still cares, but there's a lot of anger there.
softmetal by babyboy9 September 1, 2022