SgtMcHammerfisted 

When two attractive females walk up to you at a bar and you buy them, yourself and a friend shots and go on to "take" both shots in front of them.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. - I was at the bar and SgtMcHammerfisted some hot chicks.

SgtMcHammerfisted by JJollyfish November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.

Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!

SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.

"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2

SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed

SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004