SgtMcHammerfisted 

When two attractive females walk up to you at a bar and you buy them, yourself and a friend shots and go on to "take" both shots in front of them.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. - I was at the bar and SgtMcHammerfisted some hot chicks.

SgtMcHammerfisted by JJollyfish November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.

Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!

SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.

"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2

SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed

SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019