SGTM

An abbreviation for "Sounds Good To Me"

> Wanna grab lunch?
>> SGTM
> Let's do it.

by smarbin August 30, 2007

sgtm

Acronym: Silently Giggling to Myself. An alternative to the often overused "lol," "rofl," or any other acronym that conveys a person is amused and is neither laughing nor rolling on the floor. Not to be used in face to face situations or over the phone - recommended usage is via text based communication mediums.

Friend: <Insert Witty Banter Here>
You: sgtm

by WeAz September 12, 2005

SgtMcHammerfist

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.

Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!

by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.

"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2

by Billsef November 26, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed

by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011

SgtMcHammerfisted

When two attractive females walk up to you at a bar and you buy them, yourself and a friend shots and go on to "take" both shots in front of them.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. - I was at the bar and SgtMcHammerfisted some hot chicks.

by JJollyfish November 25, 2011

SgtMash

Generally a nice guy that makes silly dad jokes. He can be saucy at times and loves whiskey. Don't be fooled by his nice demeanor, he can be a real wanker when he doesn't get enough sleep.

Did you just get smashed by SgtMash.

by SillyBilly2.0 June 11, 2021