SGTM
An abbreviation for "Sounds Good To Me"
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sgtm
Acronym: Silently Giggling to Myself. An alternative to the often overused "lol," "rofl," or any other acronym that conveys a person is amused and is neither laughing nor rolling on the floor. Not to be used in face to face situations or over the phone - recommended usage is via text based communication mediums.
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SgtMcHammerfist
Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?
SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!
SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!
SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011
SgtMcHammerfist
The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.
"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1
"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2
-Guy 1
"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2
SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011
SgtMcHammerfist
I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed
SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011
SgtMcHammerfisted
When two attractive females walk up to you at a bar and you buy them, yourself and a friend shots and go on to "take" both shots in front of them.
I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. - I was at the bar and SgtMcHammerfisted some hot chicks.
SgtMcHammerfisted by JJollyfish November 25, 2011
SgtMash
Generally a nice guy that makes silly dad jokes. He can be saucy at times and loves whiskey. Don't be fooled by his nice demeanor, he can be a real wanker when he doesn't get enough sleep.
SgtMash by SillyBilly2.0 June 11, 2021
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