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Sawn off 

When your too manly to buy a singlet so you decide to shred the sleeves off your T-shirt.
Liam Miller : "Trent you have the best singlets for the gym!"

Trent: "nah mate its a sawn off, my arms are just getting too big for my shirts".
Sawn off by Byrontheholloway June 11, 2018
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sawn off 

a term used when referring to somebody who is naturally short in height
He's only about 4ft tall! Proper little sawn off that one
sawn off by RickyRocket September 8, 2006

sawn off person 

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun
Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!
sawn off person by robelliott September 9, 2011

Sawn off spunk shot 

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.
"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"
Sawn off spunk shot by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

sawn off sausage 

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)
he's licking his sawn off sausage
sawn off sausage by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

Sawn Off McFuck 

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.
someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"
Sawn Off McFuck by Courtney Act January 20, 2004

Sawn Off Shot Cock 

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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