satisfice 

1. A combination between satisfy and suffice.

2. To give people just enough to make them shut the hell up.

Why is jerry still here... You havn't given him enough to satisfice.

satisfice by Justin_12 October 15, 2006

Penis-satisfier 

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

Penis-satisfier by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

satisfyers 

The most elegant, sophisticated group of gentlemen going through midlifecrisis for there whole life. Dancing in ibiza, international closing nights and Bar Do of course!

There are those satisfyers with their eternal midlifecrisis!

satisfyers by Flanerenopibz November 23, 2021

satisfier 

A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances

That night Miguel really knew how to use his satisfier

satisfier by Summer Summit July 29, 2011

Forever Alone Satisfier 

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

Forever Alone Satisfier by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

satisfice 

to sacrifice oneself in order to satisfy somebody.

He is a sort of person who always satisfices.

satisfice by uttam maharjan March 7, 2011

satisfier 

see shocker

I got her with the satisfier.

satisfier by mach 10 May 13, 2003