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satisfyers

The most elegant, sophisticated group of gentlemen going through midlifecrisis for there whole life. Dancing in ibiza, international closing nights and Bar Do of course!
There are those satisfyers with their eternal midlifecrisis!
by Flanerenopibz November 23, 2021
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Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
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satisfier

A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances
That night Miguel really knew how to use his satisfier
by Summer Summit July 29, 2011
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Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.
What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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satisfier

I got her with the satisfier.
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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satisfiedsatan

a cool person, who isn't actually satan. this person is serious at times and the life of the party at other times. they can NEVER be satisfied.
Person 1: "did you hear what Jennifer did?"
Person 2: "she's such a satisfiedsatan"
Person 1: "what does that mean?"
Person 2: "it means she's insane"
by satisfiedsatan March 23, 2017
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