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Phrase that used to be used at funerals when someone passed away, is now used on social media to milk attention and pity from “followers” or “friends”, posted as if it is supposed to be said to the dead person who won’t see it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
Get the Rest in Peacemug. ~~~~~~~~~
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the ~mug. The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
Get the Crustmug. Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Return my calls immediatelymug. What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers
“What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the Sheepmug. What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the Canadian Dates Includedmug. by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
Get the Works at stay at home mommymug.