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Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Axemug.

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Thoughts and prayersmug.

Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.
“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023
mugGet the Dark Webmug.

iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the iHateTheWaymug.

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023
mugGet the Expressomug.

Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
mugGet the Dating Law #64mug.

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Eatoutmug.

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