TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Anxiety

A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.

I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

I feel attacked

A thing white girls say when they somewhat relate to something on the internet.

“Study proves that overweight girls are fat”
White Girl: Omg I feel attacked!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Depression

A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.

I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.

“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Insomnia

A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.

I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.

“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023