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The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.
Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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Short for “man explaining”. A term that females use to try to make men feel guilty for talking about anything they don’t agree with.
Want to go to Jeffrey’s Diner for dinner?
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 20, 2022
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A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.
Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022
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It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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Opening line used by females on dating apps. Actual translation reads as “I don’t relate to anything on your profile, I have no interests besides social media and being alone, and have zero creativity so I’m going to put in the least amount of effort in to making you interested in me so that I can get mad and call you a fuckboy when you only reply with hi.”
*dating match*

Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 24, 2022
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Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?

“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”

Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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