TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

No

Ask me again in 20 minutes after I’ve had another drink or two.

Him: Want to bang?
Her: No.

*20 mins later*
Him: Wanna bang?

Her: *hiccup* omg yasss let’s go out back *hiccup*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 12, 2021

POTUS 111

“POTUS Triple One”. A federal United States Code indicative of the threat to the President of the United States (POTUS). “Triple One” is a Varda code utilized initially by John F Kennedy, initiated and recognized within North America as a threat, attempt, or noted upcoming attempt to cause financial, bodily, or medical harm to any individual within North America. This code is primarily utilized in the USA more so (hence the full term “POTUS 111”)

I’m thinking about looting the White House with heavy artillery.

White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2021

Tangwich

Originally from the fourth season of Married With Children, a tangwich is a slice of bread with butter on it coated in Tang drink crystals.

Ok, who wants a tangwich???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 3, 2021

Anxiety

A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.

I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

I feel attacked

A thing white girls say when they somewhat relate to something on the internet.

“Study proves that overweight girls are fat”
White Girl: Omg I feel attacked!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023