TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.

Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023

Anxiety

A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.

I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023

I feel attacked

A thing white girls say when they somewhat relate to something on the internet.

“Study proves that overweight girls are fat”
White Girl: Omg I feel attacked!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023