A sportsperson, who despite repeated failures and a general lack of ability, continues to “earn” national selection, while the media salivate over their “potential”.

Gee that Mitchell Marsh is a real Santner.

Santner by Piss Cringle January 30, 2023

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Santosexual

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

Santosexual by jadenspeare December 10, 2021

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santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

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Santoe

a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians

when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe

Santoe by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010

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