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A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual
Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.
by jadenspeare December 10, 2021
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He's a Belgian Motherfucker
Serie A's top scorer
Romelu Lakaka u dont wanna mess with
'Cuz then hell score and squeeze ur tit
He's the no.9 nigg-ahh
Who's feared by the whole of Asia
That is Romeluuu Lakakaaa

it also means Explosive Diarrhea in Spanish
My grandmum has better ball handling than Lakaka.
by jadenspeare May 10, 2022
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Tanglis is a type of English, I'm afraid it's illegal to even call it English. Tanglis is spoken by the residents of Chapri Land. It makes you doubt the existence of life and question on superficial beings that will taunt you day and night. Tanglis kills you from the inside and leaves a permanent stain of trauma engraved on you heart and brain until you leave this earth. Beware of Tanglis.
Myself is name Tanish, how you are today feeling?
Tanglis very much dangerous, please keeping distance recommended.
by jadenspeare May 16, 2022
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