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He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him
Santeri is a finnish name
Santeri by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019
A really hot Finnish dude. Who is usually amazing at swimming, and is really fast. He is blonde with blue eyes. Also he does #tagsforlikes on his private instagram account. Most times EVERY SINGLE GIRL STALKS HIM! Did I mention he was sexy?
Damn who is that?

That's Santeri.
Santeri by crazy stalker March 18, 2013
Santeri named guys are the best . They are born to hunt pussy and they are the most smarted creatures in the world. So if you are lucky to see a Santeri one day, you must take a selfie with him. Remember Santeri is a GOD of PUSSY and a GOD of KNOWLEDGE.
Oh it's Santeri our God, let's take a selfie with him if he isn't going to go eating pussy.
Santeri by Random God April 24, 2019

santeria 

Santeria, better known as La Regla de Ocha, La Regla Lukumi, or simply "La Relgion" is an Afro-Cuban religion with roots from the Yoruba people of West Africa, Nigeria.
It is the worship of the Orishas which are the primordial energies of creation and the movement that guides human conciousness. Contrary to popular belief, there is no mixture between Catholocism and Santeria. The saints were merely used as a mask to hide the worship of the Orishas when the religion was forbidden and forced to go underground in Cuba. Building Character, ceremony, initiation, divination and animal offering are essential elements of this religion.
Hi Matthew, is that Voodoo you are practicing?
No Lucy, it's not Voodoo silly. Voodoo is from Haiti and is more ancestreal type of worship. I practice Santeria which is more nature based and it's from Cuba.

Hi Matthew can you do a love spell for me with Santeria? Sure I can Michelle, bring me some honey, cinnamon, and perfume, we will take it to the river and make an offering to Oshun.
santeria by Matthew Oshun October 20, 2007

santeria 

i don't practice santeria i aint got no crystal ball...
santeria by julie June 25, 2003

The Sanner 

The act of unleashing a 50 caliber (extremely large) size ejaculation on a womans chest, neck or face. Usually large enough and with such force that a splashing effect will occur and the sheets will need washing.
"Yo dawg I brought this dime piece back from the bar last night and of course had to unleash "The Sanner" on her. My sheets are on their second wash man!"
The Sanner by Sharpay December 19, 2007