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hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

Hand Sanitizer 

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive
Word of the Day on March 21, 2020

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

sanitease 

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.
Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."
sanitease by Chuckd April 6, 2006

SANITÄTER 

German: Combat Medic
Battlefield: COME and revive me!

A common phrases starting from the release of Battlefield V
SANITÄTER!

sanitease 

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.
A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.
sanitease by ChuckD April 23, 2006