sanitease

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

by Chuckd April 6, 2006

sanitease

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

by ChuckD April 23, 2006

SANITÄTER

German: Combat Medic
Battlefield: COME and revive me!

A common phrases starting from the release of Battlefield V

SANITÄTER!

by alohasnackbarbisqueit December 11, 2018

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

SATease

getting a higher score on your first SAT then your second or third attempt

Eric: "What did you get on your first SAT?"
Patrick: "1160, i should dominate this next one"
*Checks scores*
Patrick: "Damn, a 1050 what an SATease"

by GOLFWANG May 21, 2011

Sacktease

The object of a sack's desire. Cruelly teases the sacks of others until they succumb to blue balls and/or vasocongestion.

I'm tellin ya brah, Bolinda keeps repairing bikes in the nude whenever I'm around, and then gets all offended when I hit on her...what a fehkin sacktease.

by Archduke Billiam von Worthington December 10, 2008