The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020
A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
While in the Coronavirus position:
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
by EyyCrossroads March 21, 2020
A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020
by lolggs March 22, 2020
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
by gracie1030 March 14, 2020
A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
by SMH0318 April 7, 2020
by B really January 28, 2020