Definitions by RUOutraged

Uglon

A quantum of ugliness: the irreducibly smallest amount of ugliness.

Bombarded by uglons while she slept, bleary-eyed Marissa screamed in horror at the image in her mirror.

Ugly-tree bark is a potent source of uglons.

Intense uglon bombardment made Marissa fugly.

Uglon by RUOutraged January 30, 2026

TFNTS

Too funny not to share.

The lol cat waterskiing was TFNTS

TFNTS by RUOutraged January 11, 2026

chymenectomy 

Contracting COVID-19 for the first time. Popping one's COVID cherry.

The super spreader event performed my chymenectomy and a slew of other chymenectomies

chymenectomy by RUOutraged December 30, 2022

WTFU 

Shorthand for "wake the fuck up."

If you think fascism is dead and gone, you better WTFU!

WTFU by RUOutraged September 15, 2021

sanitaser 

An electrical device used to maintain interpersonal space during a pandemic.

Linda was forced to use her sanitaser on the obstreperous maskless would-be suitor.

sanitaser by RUOutraged May 5, 2021

TISBS 

This is some bullshit

You can't take sick leave unless you show up for work, but if you show up for work you're not sick? TISBS!

TISBS by RUOutraged January 7, 2021

WITBS 

What Is This BullShit

They're putting children in cages? WITBS?!?!.!.

WITBS by RUOutraged October 15, 2020