RUOutraged's definitions

Uglon

A quantum of ugliness: the irreducibly smallest amount of ugliness.

Bombarded by uglons while she slept, bleary-eyed Marissa screamed in horror at the image in her mirror.

Ugly-tree bark is a potent source of uglons.

Intense uglon bombardment made Marissa fugly.

by RUOutraged January 30, 2026

TFNTS

Too funny not to share.

The lol cat waterskiing was TFNTS

by RUOutraged January 11, 2026

chymenectomy

Contracting COVID-19 for the first time. Popping one's COVID cherry.

The super spreader event performed my chymenectomy and a slew of other chymenectomies

by RUOutraged December 30, 2022

WTFU

Shorthand for "wake the fuck up."

If you think fascism is dead and gone, you better WTFU!

by RUOutraged September 15, 2021

sanitaser

An electrical device used to maintain interpersonal space during a pandemic.

Linda was forced to use her sanitaser on the obstreperous maskless would-be suitor.

by RUOutraged May 5, 2021

TISBS

This is some bullshit

You can't take sick leave unless you show up for work, but if you show up for work you're not sick? TISBS!

by RUOutraged January 7, 2021

WITBS

What Is This BullShit

They're putting children in cages? WITBS?!?!.!.

by RUOutraged October 15, 2020