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sandy-hands

one gay ass mother fucker who takes it up his left nut at least twice a day while making out with his sister who is really hot. he's super sexy and i dream about him at least twice a day. wet dreams.
Sandy-hands, if you were any sexier you would do it with 4 asians a day.
sandy-hands by patrick wong December 11, 2004

Sandy Hand 

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.
Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

Sandy hand. 

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.
Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

Sandy handshake 

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job
Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

Cool sandy handshake 

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job
The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.
Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."
3 Hand Sandy by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009