sandwedge

Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!

Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"

sandwedge by Kn0wnKill3r February 17, 2010

the sandwedge 

when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see how it fits.

I got that bitch home and was about to fuck but her pussy was to small... so i had to pull the sandwedge.

the sandwedge by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

San Francisco Sandwedge

When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.

Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?

San Francisco Sandwedge by Big Man and Little Man March 22, 2011

rusty sand wedge 

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.

1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.

rusty sand wedge by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017

Sandridge 

<verb> A word denoting the sandwiching together of parts of two people’s names (Sandra and Dandridge as the prime example). Selected syllables of the two names are combined into one common label used to refer to both people as a unit. This ritual is normally reserved for famous Hollywood movie stars, and is also used liberally by paparazzi and tabloid magazines.

Some attempts at sandridging though may be unsuccessful based on various characteristics of the two name ingredients, like spelling, grammar and number of syllables. For example: some people might find it morally offensive to sandridge the names Mike and Octavia (Mikoc?).

To date, sandridging has been limited to only two name ingredients, although there is no evidence to suggest that sandridging with more than two name ingredients would not be just as successful.

Sue: So did you accept Tyrell’s proposal?!

Mary: Oh gosh, I could never marry Tyrell! We’d be sandridged into something awful like Martyr!

Sandridge by Photofx March 19, 2010

Sandneger 

Person that makes waterglasses in the Sahara by putting sand between their buttcheeks and making the sand hot by laying in the sun at noon.

I went to Africa to see the sandneger make perfect round shaped glasses

Sandneger by Trexthegreatest November 24, 2016

sandwigger 

a white person who tries to be Arab

Jenn speaks Arabic, dates a Lebonese guy and makes falafal. What a sandwigger.

sandwigger by Elcock October 12, 2007