alfonso004's definitions

rise and shine

When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.

I gave grandma a rise and shine on saturday night

by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

the sandwedge

when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see how it fits.

I got that bitch home and was about to fuck but her pussy was to small... so i had to pull the sandwedge.

by alfonso004 March 15, 2007