He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!

BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-

RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom

BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!

Punching is heard.

BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!

Snapping noises are heard

BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-

More snapping noses

BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Girlish scream is heard.

End.

Sandvich by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011

om nom sandvich

A. A common phrase used by the heavy in Team Fortress 2. The line is usually executed upon eating a sandvich to boost his health.

B. The cutest and funniest girl on xbox live. She speaks her mind and can make any game fun to play. Known best for her adorable giggles and witty attitude.

A. Medic - "I NEED ASSISTANCE! I AM ON FIRE"
Heavy - "Baby man, Sandvich is MINE!" eats sammich, "om nom nom, om nom sandvich is DELICIOUS"
Medic dies.

B. Guy 1 - Dude I played with chick yesterday on L4D and she was possibly the funniest and most adorable person ever.
Guy 2 - That could have possibly been om nom sandvich, she's pretty epic.

om nom sandvich by TheMilkyWayMan June 29, 2010

Sandvich

Saying the word sandwich with a humorous Russian accent. The Sandvich is also an item in the game Team Fortress 2, which boosts the health of the Heavy class by eating it.

Scout: Stop him from eatin' that sandvich man!
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*

Sandvich by The BXRabbit October 19, 2008

sandvich

The ultimate food, When eaten will restore 300 HP and along give the wearer enough power to support Communism

Heavy - ONO IM GUNNA DIE

Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)

Heavy - o wait

*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*

Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM

Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)

Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*

Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)

Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!

:)

sandvich by i am so epic 2007 February 13, 2019

Sandvitch

A sandwich that was completely altered the soviet scientists. The orgins of the project are still unclear, but some speculate that the idea came from Joesph Stalin after observing Franklin Roosevelt eating his ham sandwich. Realizing a potential, he combined it with super hormones to create the Sandvitch. It apparently tastes so good that it restores 120 hit points.

I WANT MAH SANDVITCH!

Sandvitch by Fangz The Wolf February 19, 2009

Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.

Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"

Cocksmeat Sandvich by ackid82 March 19, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026