Sandvich 

He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!

BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-

RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom

BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!

Punching is heard.

BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!

Snapping noises are heard

BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-

More snapping noses

BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Girlish scream is heard.

End.

Sandvich by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011

Sandvich 

Saying the word sandwich with a humorous Russian accent. The Sandvich is also an item in the game Team Fortress 2, which boosts the health of the Heavy class by eating it.

Scout: Stop him from eatin' that sandvich man!
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*

Sandvich by The BXRabbit October 19, 2008

sandvich 

The ultimate food, When eaten will restore 300 HP and along give the wearer enough power to support Communism

Heavy - ONO IM GUNNA DIE

Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)

Heavy - o wait

*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*

Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM

Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)

Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*

Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)

Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!

:)

sandvich by i am so epic 2007 February 13, 2019

sandvich 

what heavy ate
it made him strong

"i eat sandvich! sandvich make me s t r o n g !"

sandvich by SomePersonOnUrbDic August 15, 2021

Sandvich 

Sandwich but with a "v."

I love all types of sandviches especially pb and j and BLT.

Sandvich by Brosef Wiener September 22, 2020

Sandvich 

A term used in a shooter like game called "Team Fortress 2" in which the class heavy is able to give or eat he's sandwich in which regains your health.

"Give me sandvich!"

Sandvich by Feoducki October 24, 2022

Sandvich make me strong! 

When you get weak, but then you eat a sandwich and get stronger.
Below the example is a free GIF of every TF2 class Kazotskying.

Heavy: Nom nom nom, om nom.
Heavy: Sandvich make me strong!

Sandvich make me strong! by the random. October 9, 2021