San Jose Sharks 

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)

Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

San Jose Sharks by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007

San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.

Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!

San Jose State University by bayareaninja August 17, 2006

San Jose Sandwich 

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.

That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!

San Jose Sandwich by alpochinoo October 3, 2011

San Jose Sharks 

My favorite Hockey team. They started in 92, and are decient, as the guy above said. They have Nabokov, but had Steve Shields, an awesome goalie and person. Nabby is better though. Haha.

Look at Nabby! The Sharks are dominating with him!

San Jose Sharks by McMillan January 31, 2005

San Jose Sharks 

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.

Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast

San Jose Sharks by Juliejonas February 9, 2010

San Jose Super Slugger 

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

San Jose Super Slugger by captain commode October 10, 2009

San Jose Sharks 

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.

420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."

San Jose Sharks by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011