a place where dads roll around in their
BMW's like a bunch of 20 year olds, moms (most milfs) drive their Escalades, and the kids get stuck driving the Porshe or Tahoe, God forbid. Everyone truly thinks they are "above" the world living on the plateau. The truth is, they are too distanced from reality. When it rains, it pours and the
people stay tucked away in their multi-million dollar homes planning trips to tropical get-aways. When it is sunny, every lake within 10 miles become a sea of Malibu wakeboarding boats. Suprising the
people are already
tan; thank you tanning salons. If you are a girl and have brown hair you dye it
blonde, if you have blonde hair you dye it
brown. Everyone is so insecure they can't settle for one look for more than a month... take trendy to a whole new level. The
people are nice, but some lack serious depth. Personalities are defined by
money and pride. Strike that from a sammamish born and you mind as well
eat their
soul.
What was once a quaint town has grown into a booming nesting ground for the some of the worlds richest and most stuck up
people. Sammamish is the OC of Washington.
Despite all of this, it is still a nice place. Beautiful year around and plenty of things to do. If you love the outdoors it's a perfect location; Tiger Mt, Cascades, Lake Sammamish, Snoqualmie River, Mt. Si. They are all close. If you can afford the lifestyle and avoid getting sucked into the abyss of rich pricks, it's the place to be. Did i ever mention starbucks?
You know you are from Sammamish when you pull into a starbucks
coffee and see every $60,000 SUV or full size truck on the market in the parking lot, yet everyone inside is a middle age mother nursing on decaf, non-
fat, latte while sporting their new trendy workout outfit their husband bought them so they don't ever get
fat while he is off at work making the big bucks.
