sampaju 

Facial expression that shows deep distraction. Sampaju faces are characterized for eyes focused on nowhere, semi- opened mouth, and react a little slow when they're called. When you see someone with a Sampaju face, you should definetively be careful, their stupidity is contagious.

Guy: Hey, did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.

sampaju by youwillbethedeathofme April 18, 2009

sampaju 

1. Football league usually played by Villa Freinet's old students. Sampaju's top players were conformed by Luis Calzonhead, Obregon La Mano de Dios, Julio Jesus JJ, and Jose, who's also known for being the top rebel ever known in his city.

Guy: Let's play Sampaju!
Guy 2: Ok dude.

sampaju by allthepeaceandjoyinyourlife April 16, 2009

Sampaguita 

sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:

- whoreing herself out to bands

- sucking cock for crack

- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style

there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.

hey, dude, sampaguita is tossin' the salad for free behind subways!

Sampaguita by lol i dunno February 26, 2008