mump

To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.
Im mumping on another bank holiday!
by __Ben__ January 07, 2008
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Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm

Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
by Zack George April 26, 2004
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mump

verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.
My friend and I went mumping and it was fun.
by the chink March 09, 2004
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Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.
That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!
by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017
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Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.
Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009
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Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
by Lance_Uppercut May 06, 2009
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mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 02, 2007
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