Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

by saltiney February 21, 2011

saltines

Dry and gross.

"I like saltines."
"EW! Saltines are dry and gross! It's, like, their definition! Saltines = dry and gross! Look it up!"

by miranda f January 23, 2009

Pack-of-saltines

A school bus full of white kids

Guy 1: There are so many white kids on this bus.

Guy 2: Yeah its a pack-of-saltines.

by weather channel rocks March 6, 2012

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Big Saltine

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.

LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song

by BrockP October 27, 2010

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011