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Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
Saltines by saltiney February 21, 2011
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Dry and gross.
"I like saltines."
"EW! Saltines are dry and gross! It's, like, their definition! Saltines = dry and gross! Look it up!"
saltines by miranda f January 23, 2009

Pack-of-saltines 

A school bus full of white kids
Guy 1: There are so many white kids on this bus.

Guy 2: Yeah its a pack-of-saltines.

saltine splash 

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.
I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.
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Big Saltine 

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.
LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song
Big Saltine by BrockP October 27, 2010
A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.
Bro stop being a saltine
Saltine by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

Find the saltine 

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.
A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"
Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011
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