Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
by saltiney February 01, 2011
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saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.
Yo bro, lets go saltining.
by The Big Boom September 06, 2011
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Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.
Bro stop being a saltine
by Pause Applause April 23, 2017
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saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.
That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!
by hustlerballer April 13, 2006
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Saltine

A triggered white boy. A non-triggered white boy is called a cracker, but saltines are a little extra SALTY.
"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"
by YoungRatChild March 18, 2017
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Saltine

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.
by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015
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saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.
Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.
by RicsiRL June 20, 2015
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