Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

by saltiney February 21, 2011

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

by hustlerballer April 28, 2006

Saltine

A triggered white boy. A non-triggered white boy is called a cracker, but saltines are a little extra SALTY.

"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"

by YoungRatChild March 18, 2017

Saltine

A very angry white person

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015

saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

by RicsiRL June 28, 2015