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salsaphobia

the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.
"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)
salsaphobia by tricky tractor February 9, 2010
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susaphobia 

Afraid of people being sus or being sus yourself.
My friend has susaphobia
susaphobia by Y0UW1LLD13 April 8, 2021

Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.
Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia 

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.
santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Saxaphobia 

A fear of saxaphones but also can be used to describe a persons fear of french horns, trumpets, trombones ect. Though because of the name is most likely for a fear of saxophones.
Jordan: oh my good I’m so scared of saxophones

Charles: what saxaphobia
Jordan: yeah...
Saxaphobia by WormRat420 December 30, 2020

Saraphobia 

It’s when you dislike girls named Sara or Sarah, very deadly!
Lot’s of Sara’s I know are a-holes or just a mean girls knock off and we hate them all. If you are a red head Sara that reads a lot of books and play’s gacha life you are probably the reason this person has a phobia and you should leave them alone:)

Ways to prevent having a mental breakdown over the phobia: kill the Sara, make them run away from you or just avoid them.

Saraphobia is really serious and it’s hard to overcome the phobia and if you have it we wish you good luck.
A girl comes up to you and introduces herself as Sara and you become mad.
A girl named Sara is getting on your nerves just by talking.
A girl named Sara is being a bitch and you want to punch her

Those 3 things are just a few symptoms of saraphobia.

sausophobia

please dont bring that hot dog in here, iv'e got sausophobia
sausophobia by potster August 22, 2010