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Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.
Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014
Word of the Day on December 24, 2014
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santaphobia 

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.
My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.
santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

santaphobia 

You are scared of being raped by santa while he is breaking into your home. XD
Mom, I think I have santaphobia. :(

synthphobia

Anxiety and Fear of SynthKnots, the Leader of Church of Decay.
"I cry whenever I see Synth, I think I have synthphobia"
synthphobia by Semimarii November 9, 2020

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.
Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

synthphobia

Anxiety and fear of SynthKnots the leader of Church of Decay on Roblox.
"I cry when I see synth, I think I have synthphobia."
synthphobia by Semimarii November 9, 2020

Santanaphobia 

the fear of anyone named santana
person one: oh look its santana!

person with Santanaphobia : AHHHHHH! where?! you gotta get me outa here
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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