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Salestina 

A beautiful girl, Heavenly considerate of others but cold hearted
That girl Salestina I swear.
Salestina by Zebra3920 November 27, 2016

salemtee 

A promise or guarantee that will actually not happen.
The man man made a salemtee to his son to play catch after work, it did not happen.
salemtee by DSP FFBALL December 8, 2013
The best girl in the entire universe.She is the most amazing person to have in your life. If you are sad, or have a problem with school she will give you the best advice on how she would solve the question, some consider her to be the biology goddess.Girls named Sasteen usually have long dark brown hair and are kinda smoll and smort.
"Dang check out that cute girl over there coming out from the biology lab,she's definitely a Sasteen"
Sasteen by Wayward Patterns May 11, 2021

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.
Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.
salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008
They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
Salteen by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021

sebesteena 

Dictionary says- She is a person of great respect because of her age, personality, position or wisdom.

But she is someone who gets irritate because nobody pronounces it correctly.

She has to always repeat it twice :(
But its good to be unique ;)
Sebesteena? Heard it for the first time.

Sebesteena, do you have a shorter nickname?

Sebesteena! Thats a lovely name.
sebesteena by Herewastingmytime November 24, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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