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The best girl in the entire universe.She is the most amazing person to have in your life. If you are sad, or have a problem with school she will give you the best advice on how she would solve the question, some consider her to be the biology goddess.Girls named Sasteen usually have long dark brown hair and are kinda smoll and smort.
"Dang check out that cute girl over there coming out from the biology lab,she's definitely a Sasteen"
Sasteen by Wayward Patterns May 11, 2021
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The age of consent in South Carolina.
Rob: are you sure this is fine?
Ty: that heffer is sisteen, bo.

Rob: right, sisteen. I'm making the call
Juan: *gets punched in the face sisteen times.

Rich in Germany: I swear she's sisteen.

Chubbz: I'm sisteen.

Lois: I was sisteen a few times.
Sisteen by BeastofBanning January 30, 2018
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They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
Salteen by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021
Sasheen is a wild person. She gives off extreme amount of Daddy vibes. She cries when she is mad. Not because you’ve upset her, but because she can’t kill you. This chick also so deeply kind. She will give the shirt off her back. Sasheen is misunderstood because of the genius this artsy bitch is…. Anywho All she ever wants is to walk through a forest and run into grandmother willow. She wants get down to business to defeat the Huns. Do not get in her way will she is hungry. The beast is unleashed when she is hangry. Throw the bitch some gardein chicken and she will he fine.

Also best tits ever.
Sasheen is hangry, watch out she is on a fucking rampage.

Sasheen is lookin like a whole daddy today, Meowswwww!
Dayyyyum did you see Sasheen new painting?! It was genius af!

Sasheen just dropped off some food because she knew I wasn’t feeling well, she is so kind.
Sasheen by Lolita Tita November 24, 2021
the sassiest bitch you will evvvvvver meet. drop dead gorgeous with a resting bitch face from satan himself. she will ruin your life but still be your best friend. probably bilingual, probably has guys swooning, actually make that deeeefinitely has guys swooning. she is a model naturally and can eat whatever the fuck she wants and still looks perfect. yes. shes that bitch. in conlusion shes a bad bitch that doesn't need you but you need her. but just be careful and watch out because those looks may decieve. but she will also be the best bestfriend... so confusion.
Sateen is SUCH a bitch.
Sateen is my BFF.
Sateen ruined my life.
I wish I was as pretty as Sateen.
Sateen by luvkarma July 26, 2019

Shasteen 

Dang, Shasteen is really beautiful!
Shasteen by IMaGeenyus February 14, 2020

The Salteen Cracka 

A particular cracka that makes racial jokes but is not actually a racist. This person is proud of his cracka-ness and loudly proclaims it - he is not ashamed to be a cracka.
"The Salteen Cracka called that kid a Canasian!"
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