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dang, we should hang out with those people over there cause they look so saleshe
saleshe by matt is cool January 18, 2004
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salesperson 

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?
Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!
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salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.
Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.
salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

salesteen 

Unknowledgeable/uuninformed teenage sales person. Commonly found at electronics big-box retailers.
The salesteen could not tell me if the IPod was Apple-compatible.
salesteen by Mac Armstrong March 9, 2005
A very happy girl. Has a good insight and a good sense of humor. Usually a brunette but you can find a blonde here and there. She is willing to share advice about dating and is good at making up creative names. A Salesha is someone you can hang out with all day and never get tired of. She can hold many stories from horror to comedy. If you ever run into a Salesha remember to compliment her because she often takes her beauty for granted.
Guy 1:” hey, weren’t you with Salesha yesterday?”
Guy 2:”yea man it was great. We could’ve talked all day .”
salesha by Qwertasdfzx234 May 23, 2018

Anti-Depressant Salesperson 

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative
"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

sleshesh 

come from half Hebrew half Russian. its a nickname which means a secret OLE CHADASH from Russia who speak quietly in the toilet
Sleshesh please stop talking to the KGB and come out to eat
sleshesh by Azriel the one September 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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