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A saleshole is a combination of a salesman and an asshole. Since most salesmen are assholes it is simple to combine the names into one.

One person asks another, who was on the phone?
Answer, just another saleshole.

saleshole by Ken_S. July 25, 2006

Words you can keep

Sasshole

Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"

Sasshole by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014

Word of the Day on March 15, 2023

Related Words

saleshole • sasshole • sashole • SaaShole • saleshe • Salesologist • Sarsehole • sassehole • splashole • Sales Whore

Sasshole

1.) referring to a person who is both sassy and an asshole
2.) a hole or orifice from which sass emits

I tried to return some pants and the sasshole behind the counter wouldn't let me without a receipt.
or
Shut your sasshole!

Sasshole by mckrab January 19, 2017

Sarsehole

a person who is a sassy arsehole.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarsehole.

Sarsehole by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Sasshole

A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.

Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.

Sasshole by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012

sasshole

An insult used for someone who is very sassy and also an assh*le.

Sam is such a sasshole.

sasshole by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023

sasshole

a sassy person who gives a lot of sass

Stop sassing me you sasshole!

sasshole by Sweaty McGee September 4, 2005

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026