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Anti-Depressant Salesperson
Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.
Synonym: Prozac Representative
Synonym: Prozac Representative
"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."
Anti-Depressant Salesperson by chatters44 May 27, 2009
furniture salesperson
A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
furniture salesperson by mannman November 10, 2009
salesperson75
THE MOST SIGMA PERSON ON THE PLANET BOW DOWN TO YOUR OVERLORD SIGMA MASTER SALES, GOOEY GOGO GAGA LJ IS KAKA AT COD AND HES MUCH BETTER AND SPOILED IS VERY DODO STINKY AT EVRYTHING BLUS FORGOT TO HOS DIPER HONESTLY CAN BE THE ALPHA SIGMA SKIBIDI RIZZLER KNOW AS SALESPERSON75
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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