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salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011
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Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.
Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014
When your mouth and asshole smell the same.
halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003
Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.
Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.
Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010

Soliosis 

Extreme curvature of an erect penis.
"Damn, Devin has some mean Soliosis, how does he even fuck?"
Soliosis by moabbee September 13, 2011

Sclitoris 

Can also be referred to as "sclit". The scrotum of a Male to Female Transgendered person. Usually applied when hormones are used in conjunction to other physical changes during the Male's transition to female. The testicles and scrotum will decrease in size - thus changing the appearance of the scrotum to one a-typical of an adult or sexually mature male. The term can be applied to a Pre or Post operative transgendered person (with or without the penis), however it's primary usage is with the penis still intact.
"Dude, I squeezed that lady boy's sclitoris as I fucked his ass during my vacation in Thailand multiple times."
"That lady boy's sclitoris sagged a little after she slipped out of her panties."
Sclitoris by Dill Pickelz August 3, 2014
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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