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Saladtosis by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009
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salitosis
Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.
A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.
It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.
It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011
saladtossing
When a person sticks their tounge in a asshole.It may it be a girl or a boy.Usually gay people like to do this ,but also some stright people do this.
saladtossing by Erwinator August 31, 2008
saladtosser
A committed liberal progressive who wants to toss out Democrats who do not conform perfectly to left-wing ideology.
saladtosser by HanSoloBolo June 10, 2010
Slaptosis
A verb. When a food or meal tastes really really. Good. To the point where it makes you feel euphoric.
Slaptosis by Kiwicubesanimates July 8, 2021
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