Guy walked over and asked me
something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a
garbage can to vomit into.
A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.
It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the
offender with salitosis.