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smegnoid 

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006
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Smegnoid 

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010
Slegnor is a character from the hit fan fiction "Astral Domination". In this story, Slegnor is a divine deity known as both the God of Blood, and as Satan.

So when saying someone is a Slegnor, you're essentially saying that the person in question is someone with good intentions, but utilizes horrible methods.
Gorathontus: Man, before I did my research, I thought Stalin was an all around horrible person. But now, I know he had good intentions for the Soviet Union.

Tarsilius: Yeah, he turned out to be a real Slegnor in the end.
Slegnor by that sketchy guy May 30, 2018
When you are a segnoos, nothing is worse, segnoos is the worst cast in west york
Oh my days, ur a segnoos, stay away from me, west york charvas all day
segnoos by WestYorkCharvas101 January 1, 2021
Saenok is a great person who is very intelligent his original name is anandhu
Saenok is very intelligent
saenok by Saenok November 23, 2021

segNOway 

1. What the segway is called is called by one watching someone else riding a segway.
On my recent trip to the beach I saw people on a segNOway tour-that has got to be the gayest look EVER-absolute ridiculousness on a stick. Their stupid ego must have been in the driver's seat for them to be in public on one of those.
segNOway by ShakeShop February 23, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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