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I saegno that dude.
saegno by theUnchoosenOne May 14, 2020
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smegnoid 

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006
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Smegnoid 

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010
Slegnor is a character from the hit fan fiction "Astral Domination". In this story, Slegnor is a divine deity known as both the God of Blood, and as Satan.

So when saying someone is a Slegnor, you're essentially saying that the person in question is someone with good intentions, but utilizes horrible methods.
Gorathontus: Man, before I did my research, I thought Stalin was an all around horrible person. But now, I know he had good intentions for the Soviet Union.

Tarsilius: Yeah, he turned out to be a real Slegnor in the end.
Slegnor by that sketchy guy May 30, 2018
When you are a segnoos, nothing is worse, segnoos is the worst cast in west york
Oh my days, ur a segnoos, stay away from me, west york charvas all day
segnoos by WestYorkCharvas101 January 1, 2021
Saenok is a great person who is very intelligent his original name is anandhu
Saenok is very intelligent
saenok by Saenok November 23, 2021

segNOway 

1. What the segway is called is called by one watching someone else riding a segway.
On my recent trip to the beach I saw people on a segNOway tour-that has got to be the gayest look EVER-absolute ridiculousness on a stick. Their stupid ego must have been in the driver's seat for them to be in public on one of those.
segNOway by ShakeShop February 23, 2010
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