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segNOway 

1. What the segway is called is called by one watching someone else riding a segway.

On my recent trip to the beach I saw people on a segNOway tour-that has got to be the gayest look EVER-absolute ridiculousness on a stick. Their stupid ego must have been in the driver's seat for them to be in public on one of those.

segNOway by ShakeShop February 23, 2010