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sockjob
The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"
Tayshon - "Then what?"
Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"
Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"
Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
Tayshon - "Then what?"
Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"
Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"
Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009
Sockjob
suckjob
a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'
Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.
Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.
Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.
suckjob by ass katchum January 13, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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