suckjob

a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'

Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.

Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.

suckjob by ass katchum January 13, 2010

suckjob

oral stimulation associated with the penis

jenna is such a whore . She gives out suckjobs left and right

suckjob by nick pearls March 13, 2003

suckjob

basically its a blowjob but blows not really the right word ... so one afternoon in bakers oven we founded the suckjob ...... its an amazing slang word for blowjob yes!!

TREVOR: graham where were you last night man?
GRAHAM: sorry, but i called in to see greg and she gave me the best fucking suckjob imaginable
TREVOR: graham!! what have a i told you about greg?
GRAHAM: fuck off trevor greg is fair game

suckjob by i be trevor and i am August 18, 2006

Suckjob

When a man/woman sucks on a womans clit

Person A: What did you do?

Person B: Gave her a suckjob

Suckjob by Cypharr February 9, 2010

suckjob

Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.

-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?

-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.

suckjob by The A-shizzle manizzle August 6, 2011

suckjob

blowing on someone's penis

A blowjob is sucking someone's penis so a suckjob is blowing on someone's penis. Logic.

suckjob by Inquisitive Walnut October 12, 2021

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

suckjob by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006