suckjob

a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'

Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.

Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.

by ass katchum January 13, 2010

suckjob

oral stimulation associated with the penis

jenna is such a whore . She gives out suckjobs left and right

by nick pearls March 14, 2003

suckjob

basically its a blowjob but blows not really the right word ... so one afternoon in bakers oven we founded the suckjob ...... its an amazing slang word for blowjob yes!!

TREVOR: graham where were you last night man?
GRAHAM: sorry, but i called in to see greg and she gave me the best fucking suckjob imaginable
TREVOR: graham!! what have a i told you about greg?
GRAHAM: fuck off trevor greg is fair game

by i be trevor and i am August 18, 2006

suckjob

Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.

-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?

-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.

by The A-shizzle manizzle August 07, 2011

suckjob

blowing on someone's penis

A blowjob is sucking someone's penis so a suckjob is blowing on someone's penis. Logic.

by Inquisitive Walnut October 13, 2021

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006

suckjob

worst slang for "blowjob" ever

suckjob is the worst slang for blowjob ever

by yeano October 26, 2003