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sockjob 

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The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009

Sockjob 

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when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job
Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.
Sockjob by sockwiki June 20, 2010

Sockjob 

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When a girl sucks u off when theres a sock over ure dick
Tam the jakie man gave me a sockjob for a half can of super tennants behind blockbuster
Sockjob by denzelessin June 24, 2010

Seattle SockJob 

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You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.
Seattle SockJob by tennrattler February 27, 2003

Boston sockjob 

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When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex, and another person performs oral sex on the prolapsed rectum protruding from the anus. Like a blowjob, but on a Boston Redsock.
He drew her Redsock out with his cock; then gave her a Boston Sockjob
Boston sockjob by pohemi April 8, 2019

suckjob

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a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'
Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.

Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.
suckjob by ass katchum January 13, 2010
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