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The act of giving friends and strangers blow jobs after drinking a gallon of rye whiskey.
Look! He's giving more ryeblows behind the stream.
Ryeblow by Ryrye May 8, 2011
Related Words
Procrastinator; Dump shooter; Chubby fuck; Pot smoking rat; Plump rat bastard. Can be all of the above, one of the previous choices or a mix of many.
"Hey check out Ryeboy over there, them bags of mayo on his hammys are floppin all over the place."
Ryeboy by Nathan Huckleberry February 16, 2008
The act of giving friends and strangers blow jobs after drinking a gallon of rye whiskey.
Look! He's giving more ryeblows behind the stream.
Ryeblow by Ryrye May 9, 2011

Ryebeard the Feared 

noun...used to distinguish a person, like a title, as a philosopher who spends their days striving for perfection in every aspect of life as possible.
where's matt?...oh you know him, Ryebeard the Feared at it again...
Ryebeard the Feared by Lewballz August 6, 2011

ryebread 

(adjective)-
(1) Something that is so awesome it can only be known as "ryebread." Sometimes shortened to "bread."
(2) A type of bread, i.e. food.
Ryan thinks he is so ryebread because he beats everyone at video games.
do you want ryeballs
jairus: hey rye, nice ryeballs
rye: WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation. We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
ryeballs by defnotjacob March 30, 2022