rumpke’d

When you’re sitting down in a Porta-potty in the middle of August at a country concert, just basking in that summer humidity, dropping a heater, and a chick is riding your dick like a bucking bronco.

Hey boy, you up for getting rumpke’d?

Hell yeah, I gotta shit and you’re a smoke show!

by Tdizzle4rizzle August 10, 2025

Rumpke'd

To be deceived or snookered in an imaginative, creative, clever, and often humorous manner.

I went to JungleJim's for the first time last weekend and I really had to use the john. I nearly peed my pants before realizing I had been Rumpke'd. A tug on my fly to Jungle Jim for a open & shut snooker well done.

by gotwood4sale August 23, 2016

Rumple Dog

The act of putting your dick in a hot dog bun and serving it to him/ or her.

I served her a rumple dog sandwich

by Bitter83 March 15, 2009

rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again

listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster

by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017

Rumple Dump

When you drink so much Rumple Minze that you end up going home with any girl (or let any guy bring you home) at the bar and dump a load in her.

Kenny: What happened to you last night? Lost track of you after the 12th round of Rumple Minze.
Nic: I ended up back at that hot blondes house and Rumple Dumped inside her
Kenny: Hahaha there wasn’t any blondes last night…

by DrTaga January 29, 2022

rumple-dumps

The horrible, stomach-clutching dump you eventually have to take after consuming multiple Rumple Minze shots.

I wish I wouldn't have taken so many shots of Rumple Minze because now I've been having rumple-dumps.

I rumple-dumped after drinking three Rumple Minze shots, a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea, a jello shot and a screwdriver.

by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

Rumple Dumple

Originated in Champaign Illinois at a bar called the Highdive. Bartender, Matt Graham (a.k.a. Grizzo), referred to Rumpleminze as "Rumple Dumple", coining the term.

Hows come every time every time we get off work, you have to act the fool talkin' bout lets do shots of rumple dumple.

by Caz July 25, 2004