Rumpke

A large donk, the biggest of bootys, the dumper of all dumpers, the Taj Mahal of dumplets

Look at Hooty, dude has a Rumpke on him.

by Shingo121494 May 19, 2020

Rumpke'd

To be deceived or snookered in an imaginative, creative, clever, and often humorous manner.

I went to JungleJim's for the first time last weekend and I really had to use the john. I nearly peed my pants before realizing I had been Rumpke'd. A tug on my fly to Jungle Jim for a open & shut snooker well done.

by gotwood4sale August 23, 2016

rumpke’d

When you’re sitting down in a Porta-potty in the middle of August at a country concert, just basking in that summer humidity, dropping a heater, and a chick is riding your dick like a bucking bronco.

Hey boy, you up for getting rumpke’d?

Hell yeah, I gotta shit and you’re a smoke show!

by Tdizzle4rizzle August 10, 2025

Mount Rumpke

2 girls and 2 boys are needed.
The boys stand behind each girl and do her in the butt, while high-fiving each other over their heads.
The girls must insert a double-sided dildo into their vaginas while grabbing each other boobs.

"I can't believe you did a Mount Rumpke last night; you're sick."

"Everybody wins in a Mount Rumpke."

by LBSig January 15, 2009

rumplepumpkin

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022