Rumpke
Rumpke by Shingo121494 May 19, 2020
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Rumpke'd
I went to JungleJim's for the first time last weekend and I really had to use the john. I nearly peed my pants before realizing I had been Rumpke'd. A tug on my fly to Jungle Jim for a open & shut snooker well done.
Rumpke'd by gotwood4sale August 23, 2016
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Rumpke • Rumpke'd • rumpke’d • rumpkepunch • Mount Rumpke • rumpelstiltskin • Rumple • Rumple Foreskin • RUMPKIN • rumpled
rumpke’d
When you’re sitting down in a Porta-potty in the middle of August at a country concert, just basking in that summer humidity, dropping a heater, and a chick is riding your dick like a bucking bronco.
rumpke’d by Tdizzle4rizzle August 10, 2025
Mount Rumpke
2 girls and 2 boys are needed.
The boys stand behind each girl and do her in the butt, while high-fiving each other over their heads.
The girls must insert a double-sided dildo into their vaginas while grabbing each other boobs.
The boys stand behind each girl and do her in the butt, while high-fiving each other over their heads.
The girls must insert a double-sided dildo into their vaginas while grabbing each other boobs.
"I can't believe you did a Mount Rumpke last night; you're sick."
"Everybody wins in a Mount Rumpke."
"Everybody wins in a Mount Rumpke."
Mount Rumpke by LBSig January 15, 2009
rumplepumpkin
rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013
Rumpleblumkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.
Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.
Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011
Rumplestilts Simpson
A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.
One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.
This will result in an unpleaseant time.
One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.
This will result in an unpleaseant time.
Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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